Lend
me a quid
Have
you got a pound I said to my mate in the lounge
I
am out of work now and I hate to scrounge
But
My bairn needs nappies in my home I have no bread
I loaned you money when
I was in work you would pay me back you said
Sorry
son the man replied I'm afraid that I am skint
But
you sell your drugs you b****** you must make a mint
Button
it ex miner do not show me up
I
can buy shorts now and you are f****** skint
Don't
take the p*** the miner said, I'm sick of being in the s***
And with that
he dropped the b****** with a perfect right
